Am I the only one talking to people?

Come on ladies - you need to hit me with some quotes or I will continue to put up increasingly crazy quotes until you're forced to ostracize me from our online only community.

So, last night I was out with Aimee and two of my young male friends. We were drinking a lot and, for some reason, doing a lot of "roundtable" discussion type things...like we were going around the table and talking about our personal relationship dealbreakers. [More on this at ProcrastiNation...].

Anyway - Boy #1 was coming out with outrageous comment after outrageous comment. He's packed a lot of life into 25 years...At one point he said he was once with someone who had eyes tatooed on her breasts. Like she had a huge face tatooed on her chest and the nipples were the eyes.

[Really...I couldn't make this stuff up.]

It's a little fuzzy but I think I asked about breastfeeding and Aimee said that it would be like her breasts were crying.

Flash forward to the Dive Bar a few hours later where Boy #1 and Aimee were playing with a letter board and making random phrases. Aimee makes the quote book here with her excellent use of symbols in placing the following on the board:

Boob tears are $

I really hope it's still there and inspires all sorts of conversations about what it could possibly mean.

And I REALLY hope someone with eyes tatooed on her breasts sees it...