The following quotes come from a grand whinorhino reunion in a house on the outskirts of Baltimore. There were asssorted rhinos, dogs, relatives and a bottle of "holiday vodka". I'll do my best to present the scribblings in a paper plate that were our best record of the night...I hope the other participants will add their own addled memories.
The quote that necesitated finding a pen in the first place:
"It smells like puke; not just daily puke, but puke that sat about a bit." - Colleen describing her visit to the Glenfidditch distillery. Yum...
"How do you spell smell?" - Liz while trying to write the first quote down.
"Why is the Absolute label red?" "It must be a holidy bottle."
- oh no, in fact it is the red label Absolute that denotes 100 proof vodka. Damn, that explains alot.
"I'm not going to get anything right and my self esteem is going to plummett."
- Liz as we embarked on a round of "Are you smarter than a 5th grader"
"Don't put the salsa on the quote book!" - well it was a plate afterall...
Oh there were many many more, but as you can imagine after some holiday vodka things got a little blurry. I'll leave you with photo evidence:
(even the wall paper had a wee drink)
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