Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sleeping with deities

Long time no quotes kids!

This one happened a while back but we were just re-laughing about it yesterday so here ya go...

The bed in our guestroom is really really comfortable. Everyone says so! But one friend, Pete, came skipping downstairs in the morning proclaiming his good night's sleep so enthusiastically we're still talking about it months later...

"It was like sleeping in the hand of Jesus!"

Monday, March 10, 2008

Grown up dinner party quotes

Had a little dinner do the other night at ours which produced some memorable moments. I had the pleasure of introducing whiskey sours a la healy to a whole new continent of whinorhinos and after a few batches of those, a shed-load of wine and a loverly feast, the party games commenced!

“I am an implied male?"

We were playing that game where you have to guess who you are (you have a sticker on your head with a famous name on it)...
Joe was E.T.

“Jesus Christ!”
Steve actually was labeled Jesus Christ but he said this in frustration with our vague answers to questions such as ‘Am I a fictional character?’ and ‘Am I dead?’ I was gonna give it to him after I recovered from laughing but we played on.
But the funniest things always come out of Colleen for some reason...she was explaining that although she is a programmer and computery work person she is crap at actually using them.

“I can’t work the damn things at all, I just programme the belly of the beast”
“So you don’t talk to the beast?”
“No, I am the beast”

Yes colleen, you are the beast, but you are allergic to all types of fur...

“001101011001101...It’s a joke in binary!”
“You told it wrong!”
Computer dorks having a laugh. There’s always two of ‘em in a crowd...