Sunday, December 30, 2007

The Quote Plate


The following quotes come from a grand whinorhino reunion in a house on the outskirts of Baltimore. There were asssorted rhinos, dogs, relatives and a bottle of "holiday vodka". I'll do my best to present the scribblings in a paper plate that were our best record of the night...I hope the other participants will add their own addled memories.

The quote that necesitated finding a pen in the first place:
"It smells like puke; not just daily puke, but puke that sat about a bit." - Colleen describing her visit to the Glenfidditch distillery. Yum...


"How do you spell smell?" - Liz while trying to write the first quote down.


"Why is the Absolute label red?" "It must be a holidy bottle."

- oh no, in fact it is the red label Absolute that denotes 100 proof vodka. Damn, that explains alot.

"I'm not going to get anything right and my self esteem is going to plummett."
- Liz as we embarked on a round of "Are you smarter than a 5th grader"
"Don't put the salsa on the quote book!" - well it was a plate afterall...

Oh there were many many more, but as you can imagine after some holiday vodka things got a little blurry. I'll leave you with photo evidence:

(even the wall paper had a wee drink)

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Domestic Bliss

"I was just trying to be nice to you, and now I've got meat down my boobs!"

It's probably funnier if I don't explain it...but basically Colleen and I were annoyed with each other while making spaghetti last night (because mortgage interest rates went up - how old are we!) and so logically, she decided to feed me some sauce off the spoon. I was about to say something snarky about how I didn't want to be fed off the giant stirring spoon, but I decided to try and reconcile so I open my mouth and... she missed - big blob of meat sauce straight down the cleavage...